All of our policies were formulated as a result of heavy research concerning the actual abilities of sophomore presidents (i.e. to organize events and create resources for the student body). So, our policy document is composed of just that. No fillers. Like those non-GMO fruit snacks at Whole Foods. Our campaign is built on a platform of truth, and the fact that this alone sets us apart from all the other tickets proves a lot (i.e. that you should vote for us!)

With that being said, we appreciate your (implied and assumed) support in this year’s sophomore caucus election.

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