🍌 everything everyone is doing, plus a banana. 🍌 to support the banana men, vote for andy and tristan.
The Bananafesto
We live in a society that is deprived from potassium. The people YEARN for the long yellow fruit.
Our mission is to provide the people with not just what they want, but with what they NEED.
🍌 THE BANANA 🍌
Everyday Stuyvesant students skip lunch for a variety of reasons, one of the undeniable reasons being the academic pressure forcing constant work. The banana is a sleek and nutritious fruit that can supply the students with energy that can keep them going throughout the school day. We will hand out bananas to the student population for consumption on a daily basis.
Our policy is completely aligned with the goals of students, providing a delicious source of food to the masses on a daily basis.
Too long have the people been separated from the treasure of the banana. Our relationship with it must be restored, and voting Tristan and Andy is the way to restore the banana to it's glory.
Our opponents have a variety of policies on various things, but the truth is, pretty much ANYONE could come up with those policies. Following the will of the people, we would also work to do anything the students want beyond bananas, so here are some policies we would also like to follow through with if possible:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10bsBm5D5m7ZDrClI_BD-zq2rQo7vAzZUMqJlWxDYEYQ/edit?usp=sharing
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